My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
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fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
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my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
I have peed in a lot of sinks
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
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