ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
I woke up hugging a loaf of bread and a water bottle this morning
My face left an imprint in the loaf...
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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