this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
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I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
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do you know where my other puke covered boot is
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
Is it sad or funny that I just bought two pregnancy test at the dollar store to give away to people on New Year's Eve while driving for Uber.
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