someone get that fucking seahorse.
How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
Randomize
