It's Friday. Sex?
Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
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Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
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DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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