I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
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just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
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Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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