Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
Walk of shame was bad enough, but farting with each step as I walked past his roommates was just not cosmically fair.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
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