my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
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