I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
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Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
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Convincing a cop that you have diplomatic immunity is way harder in Dallas than in Serbia. And you get fined for attempted bribery.
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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