It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We're using joints as your birthday candles
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
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