sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
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