She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
just found a carrot inside of a baby sock. living with toddlers is like living with tiny hammered people.
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
Randomize
