I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
Congratulations! We have a period
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