Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
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I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
3 things I learned last night: 1.) I'm not as light as I used to be. 2.) Sex on the roof of a convertible is a really bad idea. 3.) The hospital now has super glue pens for sealing minor cuts instead of stitches!
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
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If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
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