I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
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I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
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That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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