He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
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