dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
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