she woke up with a sticky ear
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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