if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
my sisters under your porch take her home
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
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