So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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