'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
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well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
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I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind