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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day

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• (954): View more from Florida

  I just got hit by a car and apologized to the driver. I asked him if he was okay.

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• (661): View more from California

  seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  i just identified you from a description of your pipe

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall

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• (516): View more from New York

  i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.

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• (510): View more from California

  I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.

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• (231): View more from Michigan

  Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.

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• (207): View more from Maine

  she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.

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• (202): View more from Washington, DC

  All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"

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• (319): View more from Iowa

  WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER

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  THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL

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• (602): View more from Arizona

  You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?

  (505): View more from New Mexico

  ...it's a 9am class...

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• (484): View more from Pennsylvania

  He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning

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• (604): View more from British Columbia

  You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?

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