No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
21 Ladies Confess The Grossest Things They Do When No One’s Around
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
23 Tweets I Thought Were Really Funny When I Was Drunk Yesterday
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.