I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
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I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
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Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
You had me at "let me see your balls"
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.