But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I woke up to him trying to put his dick in my mouth. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to make me stop snoring...
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
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Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
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Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
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I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
you made out with another girl for some wings
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
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