I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
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I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
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At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
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