You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
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and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
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So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
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