I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
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She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
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He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
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