turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
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Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
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Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
OH MY GOD I AM DYING. AS I WAS TEXTING I JUST BUMPED INTO A MOTHER FUCKING DEER. I AM SHAKING
Wait...Literally? You hit a deer...with your body?!
I PHYSICALLY RAN INTO IT. I FELT ITS WEIRD HAIR AND I EVEN APOLOGIZED CAUSE IT DINDT REGISTER THAT IT WASNT A PERSON. MORTIFIED.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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