love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
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