I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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