his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
So awkward... The newspaper lady just caught me sitting stoned in my driveway at 5 am and asked if I was okay. I'm way better than ok right now
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
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