Ambien. No doubt about it.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
Worst walk of shame everrr. Hopefully the thought of me walking 20 minutes in the freezing cold with someone else's sweatpants, a bra on & high heels will cheer you up today.
Oh god there are people jogging. Fuck off productive people, you don't know me.
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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