Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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