Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
Kristen just told everyone at the bar that I've got a huge dick, now Brittany is giving me the eye. What is the opposite of FML?
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
Randomize