Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
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i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
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Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
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