do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
Randomize
