I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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