i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
I am unfriending an ex-one night stand because his profile picture is of his wife's ultrasound.
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
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I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
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i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
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