She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
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haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
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Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
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