ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
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When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
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he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
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