I just made out with a guy for $7.
Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
I'm drunk, laying in bed, eating macaroni salad. I dropped a piece and tried to pick it up with a fork. My cleavage is bleeding and I haven't been laid yet. Heeeyyyy!!!
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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