so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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