never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
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my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
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Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
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