It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
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I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
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Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
He shit in the fireplace
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