Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
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First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
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If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
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