yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
The best revenge is premature balding
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
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I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
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Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
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