Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
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he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
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Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
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