My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
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not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
I didn't notice because vodka
My cell phone fell out of my shirt pocket while tying my shoe on an escalator....which was followed by me being accused of trying to sneak an upskirt photo and being violently shoved down the top of the escalator. How's YOUR day?
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Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
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