Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
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The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
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Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
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