Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
I just had to take a drug test for my new job. I should have asked them if they could tell me if I were pregnant or not while they were at it and save me the guesswork.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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