Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
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