JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
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You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
50% drunk capacity currently
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Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
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