Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
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I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
Malibu has added tequila to its rum. It's like when two beautiful gaybies come together an spawn a unicorn that only cries jellybean tears.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
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I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
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