If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
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He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
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He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
Just woke up next to a hungry lesbian and a half eaten croissant on my stomach. Can you come get me?
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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