I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
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If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
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I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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