Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
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