I just heard a mom tell her toddler son "shut the fuck up. Don't ask me to buy you shit when i'm taking u to go see some fucking animals" welcome to the bronx.
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Randomize
